These are awesome. http://www.velominati.com/the-rules
I've really got to stop verifying #64 no matter how much it shows my dedication to #5 and #9.
Here are my HIGHLY tongue-in-cheek mountain bike versions of the "Rules"...
Whoa Fubar - for tongue in cheek, you sound pretty serious. There are certain things in the road world that just will never transfer over to the mountain world (and vise versa). I love them both, and cross. Ever been to a mountainbike World Cup?. National Championship?, whatever? There is a HUGE division between cross country and downhill guys. Much more than anything, ever, you would see in the road world.
It was all meant, not so much in jest, but a linc I happened to see. It's all good.......I very happen to be a 'roadie' when I'm on a road bike and a 'mountain biker' when I'm on the knobbies. I still will never get mountain pedals/shoes on a roadie - in a hundred years.
My biggest laugh was the goatee thing: "if your name starts with Marco and ends in Pantani".
Nice! #12 - Where n = Moots + 1, or in other words, the answer I give the wife when she asks how many Moots do you need? Just one more! Thanks for sharing both sets of rules.
I live my life by:-
LOL! that gave me a chuckle...
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